anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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