I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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