I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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