Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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