my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
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