i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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