No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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