But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
