Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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