What did we do last night that was yellow?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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