I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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