You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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