There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
