You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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