Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
