Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
