Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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