dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We got so high we made milksteak
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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