totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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