This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
These tits shall not be calmed
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