We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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