So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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