Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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