I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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