so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
