Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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