apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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