I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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