i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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