I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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