im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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