I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
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