margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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