Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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