i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
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