He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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