Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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