How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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