I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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