I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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