I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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