wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
no you cant smoke seaweed
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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