Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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