Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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