She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I got inside last night via doggy door
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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