My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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