I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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