Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
my vag is so smooth its legendary
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
birth control should be required to get into college
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Is it penis luge time yet?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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