four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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