no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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