Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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