I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Also, beer. Big fan.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
we should paint friendship bongs
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