none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Nicole vs. Life
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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