Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
They took my balls.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
True strength comes from lack of pants
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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