Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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