the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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