dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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